Monthly Archive for June, 2008

Buzzball Could Be Fun, Could Be Pukey

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Evento’s Buzzball is is a giant ball with a seat in it that’s being hailed as a one-person roller coaster.

At the heart of the Buzzball is a dual motor configuration, enabling the pilot to control the motion and direction of travel via left and right control triggers, which provides power to the driving wheels.

The amount of power applied to each wheel will determine the direction the Buzzball moves.

Once the Buzzball is in motion the pod maintains an upright position until the pilot turns, causing the pod to rotate inside the ball against the direction of travel, which applies a braking force and the pod to lock with the ball. This causes the pod to rotate with the ball until the weight of the pilot and pod overcomes the inertia forces and causes the Buzzball to change direction.

This is when the fun starts, as the speed will affect the degree of rotation of the pilot and pod from a partial barrel roll to complete and multiple rotations!

Okay, so let me give it to you in layman’s terms: You get in this giant fucking ball, pull some levers and shit, and the next thing you know you’re puking, and, oh God, drowning in a creek. Now that’s what I call a good time.

Hit the jump for a video of the ball in action.

Shock Absorber Sports Bras: Because You Don’t Want To Be Flopping Around Like This

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In the same “what would I look like wearing…” vein as last month’s Knicker Pickers website, comes Shock Absorber sports bras. Of course they’ve gone about things a little differently. Instead of actual video of chicks walking around in their intimates, Shock Absorber has gone the CG route. You just choose a breast size A - FF/GOMG and then a level of activity from light (yoga) to extreme (running) and the website uses a CG model to show you an animation of what your boobs look like during said activity with 1. no bra 2. a regular bra and 3. a Shock Absorber bra. Needless to say I went straight for the FF’s at extreme, and let me tell you what: something magical happened. The company, in an attempt to pawn off their $52 bras, says breasts can move up to 14cm (~5.5 inches) during heavy exercise (which is a world of difference from last week’s 36-inch claim), but I think the true value lies somewhere between those two, preferably nearer my face.

Hit the jump for the uncensored CG pictures and a link to the website so you can try it for yourself. But a warning: they’re probably NSFW unless you get paid to animate CG boobs.

Drinking And Driving: Party-A-CarGo

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The Party-A-CarGo isn’t just the worst named product I’ve seen in recent history, it’s also the drinking-and-drivingest. What is it you ask? Why it’s a kegorator and sound system hitch, of course. The $3,000 unit holds a regular keg, 5-gallon cooling system, two 6″x9″ speakers, 10″ subwoofer, and 9″ LCD television. No extension kits or dash-mounted taps available, “I’ve been drinking” sign optional, but not recommended.

Party-A-CarGo slaps a kegorator on the back of your truck [dvice]

Cardboard Bicycles Could Be Coming Soon

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Remember the kid that built that wooden bike awhile ago? That thing was sweet and made from trees. And so is this one. Phil Bridge is a 21-year old Industrial Design student that developed a cardboard bicycle. The idea is to make bikes so cheap that nobody will be put off by the thought of buying a bike as a means of personal transportation.

A typical round town bike can cost several hundred pounds. That’s a large investment for people who aren’t sure whether they will use it. The idea of cardboard is to completely devalue the bike.

Phil’s current prototype can hold up to 168-pounds (I’m out), costs $6 to manufacture (frame only, it uses a standard chain mechanism and wheels) and will cost about $24. Allegedly it’s even rainproof. It is not, however, fireproof. So be sure to park it inside if you live near a volcano.

Cardboard Bicycle Costs Just $30, Don’t Leave It Out in the Rain [gizmodo]

Family Guy Creator Leads TV’s Migration To Internet

In a move that should send “cold chills down the necks of broadcast network executives,” Google will unveil this fall an Internet-only animation show from Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane.

The new program, to be released in September, is called Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy, and it will appear exclusively on the Internet. But it won’t be exclusive to Google. Rather, the search giant will exploit its AdSense advertising network to distribute MacFarlane’s work across thousands of Web sites that attract the kinds of audiences likely to be interested in the show — in a word, young audiences.

“The Internet is on track to become the dominant way video will eventually be distributed, and with it will come the ability for content creators like Mr. MacFarlane to take his shows directly to the customer and reap the benefits directly, without sharing any of his profits with traditional broadcasters,” said Tim Bajarin, principal analyst with Creative Strategies, in an e-mail.

Cutting Hollywood Out

Unlike previous Internet efforts to enter the entertainment business — notably former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel’s many agreements with Hollywood studios — Google’s deal cuts out the movie studios and television networks that have to date controlled top-quality content.

By going directly to a creative leader with an established reputation and a built-in audience comfortable with computers, Google is defining a future of entertainment that doesn’t include the age-old “suits,” producers and moneymen. Entertainment Hollywood-style could be replaced by Silicon Valley project managers.

The New York Times reports that the MacFarlane program will run as 50 two-minute episodes (possibly the optimum viewing time for the Internet), supported by a range of advertising formats, including “preroll” ads that run before the program, banner ads and text messages. MacFarlane describes the episodes as “animated versions of the one-frame cartoons you might see…

PlayStation 3 Update Boosts In-Game Interaction

In a move to compete with Microsoft’s Xbox 360, Sony is set to release the PlayStation 3 software update 2.40 on Wednesday.

New features aim to beef up the way PS3 users play and interact with one another. Perhaps the biggest in-game experience additions are the XrossMediaBar (XMB) and Trophies. These were two of the most requested new features, according to Sony.

XMB lets PS3 users connect and communicate with other gamers and use other XMB features while playing most games. Trophies lets gamers tout their accomplishments via profiles, which also lets users compare their skills.

“Today’s PlayStation 3 experience has evolved significantly from what we debuted at launch, and the 2.40 firmware update will drive the PS3 community experience forward at a time when the platform’s momentum is stronger than ever, with the launches of several recent blockbuster titles and other exclusive content on the way,” said Peter Dille, Sony’s senior vice president of marketing.

Zooming in on XMB

XMB access allows gamers to interact through messaging. Gamers can view others’ online status and profiles without interrupting game play. By pushing the PS button on the PS3 controller, the Home menu takes center stage over a game in progress.

Depending on the game, XMB access will either automatically pause the game or continue to run in the background. With these enhanced communications features for the PlayStation Network community — which has more than 9.8 million registered accounts — the Friends list capacity has doubled to 100.

With XMB access in a game, users can sign in to the PlayStation Network, manage PlayStation Store downloads, quit a game, and access options within the Settings category. PS3 users can also end their game and navigate directly to other PS3 system features by selecting to view content such as photos or videos stored on the system’s hard…

Windows XP Era Ends, Though ‘Downgrade’ Available

An era ended Monday. The first day of Steve Ballmer’s occupation of the corner office at Microsoft’s headquarters in Redmond, WA., also marked the last day for Windows XP.

June 30 was the “end of sales” deadline for the venerable version of the Windows operating system, which Microsoft is trying to replace with Windows Vista. But in a letter to customers, Bill Veghte, a senior vice president at Microsoft, emphasized three options for customers who “need” Windows XP on new boxes.

First and foremost are the so-called “downgrade rights” available to Vista Business and Vista Ultimate customers. In addition, business customers that license Windows through Microsoft’s volume licensing programs can get downgrade rights.

Downgrade Rights

Computer sellers like Dell, Hewlett Packard and Lenovo are offering downgrade rights on their PCs. “This is a great value because it lets you use Windows XP on new PCs today if you need it, and then make the move to take advantage of the additional capabilities of Windows Vista when you are ready, without having to pay for an upgrade,” Veghte wrote.

The problem for Microsoft is that many enterprises will never be ready, given the concerns businesses have with the stability and reliability of Vista, plus the fact that much of the hardware that businesses own need upgrades to run Vista.

The opposition to Vista fueled a campaign to get Microsoft to extend XP sales. At InfoWorld, Executive Editor Galen Gruman created an online petition drive to “Save XP” and the tech newsweekly last week sent Microsoft the petition with more than 200,000 signatures.

Waiting for Windows 7?

“The typical interval from the introduction of a new version of Windows to the end-sale date for the previous version is two years. Given the disruptive nature of many Vista upgrades, we feel that Microsoft should continue to make Windows XP available…

Awh, How Cute: Subatomic Particle Plushies

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So how can we dispel the fear that the world is going to be sucked into a black hole by the CERN Large Hadron Collider and leave us all to eat in the dark? Ooh, I know — subatomic particle plushies! That’s right folks, the Particle Zoo is now selling all your favorite particles. They’re $9 apiece and can be purchased separately or in sets (that’s not even all of them in the picture there). Whee! I love soft things. But be warned: the last time I thought I was bringing a charm quark home she turned out to be strange. I did get to see her photons though.

Hit the jump for more pictures and a link to the store.

Yahoo Takes Its Defense Against Icahn to Investors

Yahoo Inc. began pressing a case to major shareholders Monday that its board and management deserve a chance to prove they made the right move when they rejected a $47.5 billion takeover offer from Microsoft Corp.

The missed opportunity to sell to Microsoft infuriated many Yahoo shareholders, prompting activist investor Carl Icahn to agitate for replacing Yahoo’s nine directors and reviving negotiations with Microsoft. If he gains control of the board, Icahn intends to fire Yahoo co-founder Jerry Yang as chief executive.

In response, Yahoo has assembled a 32-page shareholder presentation to elaborate on the points it has been emphasizing since Microsoft withdrew its bid May 3.

Investors will decide the dustup in a vote scheduled Aug. 1 at Yahoo’s annual meeting. That leaves another month for the Sunnyvale, California-based company and Icahn to disparage each other.

And with Yahoo shares sliding back toward $19.18 — their value before Microsoft’s bid — Yahoo’s management is facing even more pressure to end the financial malaise that triggered the takeover bid in the first place. Yahoo shares fell 44 cents to $20.89 in Monday’s afternoon trading.

Icahn didn’t respond to a request for comment Monday, but he wrote on his blog last week that he would share his latest opinions on Yahoo “shortly.”

Yahoo argues that entrusting the company’s fate to Icahn would be foolhardy because his strategy centers on resurrecting a dead deal.

Its breaking point came after Yang and Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer couldn’t agree on a price. Ballmer had orally offered $33 per share, but Yang wanted $37 per share — a price that Yahoo’s stock hasn’t reached in nearly 2 1/2 years.

Since Microsoft walked away, Yahoo said it tried to reopen sales negotiations in meetings on May 17 and June 8, only to be told “unequivocally” that the software maker no longer is interested in…

Cell-Phones Rules Changing for California Drivers

To Celeste Tyler and her teenage friends, text-messaging is as effortless as tying their shoes.

The high school senior can text without looking, sending messages on her red Samsung “slider” while it’s behind her back, in her purse or under her desk at school, where cell phones are banned.

So why not do it while driving?

Well, now the law. A state rule that takes effect Tuesday prohibits 16- and 17-year-olds from using any device to talk or text while driving, except in an emergency.

A companion law allows adults to continue chatting away, but says they must use a hands-free device while driving.

And that’s just not fair, Tyler said.

“I’ve seen a lot of adult drivers that are way more irresponsible than my friends with licenses,” said the 17-year-old, who is studying for her license. “People over 28 don’t know how to use their phones very well.”

Most teenagers rarely talk on their cell phones, she said, preferring text and instant messaging instead.

Texting is not specifically prohibited in the law for those 18 and older, but law enforcement officials say it’s generally covered under statutes aimed at distracted drivers.

California’s crackdown is part of a nationwide movement to get drivers’ attention focused on the road rather than their conversations and their gadgets.

Lawmakers in 33 states have introduced 127 bills related to driver distraction this year alone, according to the National Conference of State Legislatures.

“Ten years ago, there were very few people with cell phones,” said Matt Sundeen, the organization’s transportation expert. “That’s obviously changed.”

New York, Connecticut, New Jersey and Utah are among the states with laws requiring hands-free use of cell phones. A Washington state law takes effect at the same time as California’s.

Some cities also have passed restrictions, including Chicago and Santa Fe, N.M., as has the District of Columbia.

In California, more than 4,000 people…